Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I want her autograph on my taint
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
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He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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