Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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