Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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