I puked a lego.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I currently don't understand fingers.
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