I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Let's paint friendship bongs
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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