Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
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Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed