did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I just wanna be euthanized
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.