Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
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I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to