Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
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