We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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