Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
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We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
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Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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