I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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