So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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