One girl and one boy is just not enough.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
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Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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