Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I know her cup size but not her name....
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