I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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