I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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