how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
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I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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