shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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