You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
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Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
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I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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