I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
that is very illegal...i love you.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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