marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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