Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
When did we convert life to cartoon?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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