my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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