Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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