Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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