Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
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We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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