omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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