called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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