So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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