Do you still have your period?
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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