glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
