There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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