you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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