butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I wish I could punch you in the face.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
3 2 1 whiskey
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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