Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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