I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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