well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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