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(708): View more from Illinois

i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!

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(502): View more from Kentucky

so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?

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(904): View more from Florida

I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?

(856): View more from New Jersey

Right after we had the just friends talk..

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(706): View more from Georgia

It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room

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(312): View more from Illinois

I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.

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(214): View more from Texas

Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!

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THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING

(214): View more from Texas

OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!

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