He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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