no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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I feel like my teeth are sweating.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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