Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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