Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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