I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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