he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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