epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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