Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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