I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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