No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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