Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Sext me about skeletons
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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