Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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