JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
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Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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