Your tits are I can't wait for
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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