i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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